What?!

Is it just me? Or is it plain stupidity?
I guess both.

ME = stupid
stupid = ME

Case #0001
From now on, I won't be bothering you anymore.
Yeah, I said these same words last year.
But today, it's for real. *wink*
A little respect for myself.
Are you even listening to yourself?
Damn, you (really) are my sweetest downfall...

Case#0002
It's your fault!
You don't even know me.
You don't know what I'm capable of.
Haha. Okay fine.
I made a mistake. Sorry.
But you must understand that this is who I am.
Sometimes people just don't get me.
Or, maybe it is them that I don't get.
Oh well, whatever!